Logistics & Compliance Co-Conspirator (Weirdos Welcome)

Stratford, Greater London

Logistics & Compliance Co-Conspirator (Weirdos Welcome)

Location: Glasgow

Country: GB

Company: Spirits of Virtue

Application Deadline: 2026-09-10T18:01:35.000Z

Start Date: 2026-08-11T18:01:35.000Z

Job Details:

Starting Salary: Circa £35k+ with room to grow (like a well-fed customs backlog)

Travel: Oh yes. The more obscure the route, the better.

Description: Are you a paperwork wizard? A freight whisperer? A human Swiss Army knife with a passport full of stamps and a soul that sings at the words "Certificate of Origin"? Then read on - you may have just found your spiritual home.

We're looking for a rare breed: a happy-go-lucky logistics obsessive with a taste for red tape, international puzzles, and the arcane joy of customs clearance. If your idea of satisfaction is getting four cases of our award-winning product to a dodgy suburb of Dar es Salaam by Tuesday (with a smile on your face and not a single duty unpaid), we need to talk.

About Us:

  • We're on a mission to make non-alcoholic spirits globally accessible - no glass too far, no border too complex.
  • Our product travels to 27 countries and counting - from Alabama to Abu Dhabi.
  • We believe logistics is an art form and treat it with the respect it deserves (and occasionally some black magic).
  • Our company structure is flatter than a box of broken wine flutes. Your voice counts.

Your Mission (Should You Accept It):

  • Wrestle freight quotes into submission, cajole customs officers, and outwit import agents like a smiling assassin.
  • Master the sacred scrolls of compliance: BRC, SQF, Kosher, Halal, FDA, EORI, and at least three others we're still translating.
  • Maintain our flawless shipping record (OK, almost flawless).
  • Coordinate global shipments and make international trade look like domestic post.
  • Develop systems that let us grow fast without ever losing a bottle en route to Bolivia.

Who You Are:

  • A college leaver or grad with an unhealthy interest in logistics, international trade, or secret spreadsheets.
  • You laugh in the face of bureaucracy - then fill in the forms anyway.
  • You may have a background in compliance, shipping, logistics, or just a natural flair for admin wizardry.
  • You take pride in doing things right and fast - ideally both.
  • You speak fluent freight-forwarder and are learning dialects of bonded warehouse.

Why You'll Love It Here:

  • You'll be part of something big - and we mean container-load big.
  • Every day is a chance to outwit inefficiency and feel deeply smug about it.
  • You'll join a genuinely good-humoured, fast-growing company with room for you to shape your own path.
  • No two shipments are the same. And neither are we.

A Note to Agencies:

We see you. We salute your hustle. But we're not accepting agency CVs for this role - this one's personal.

Apply Now:

Send your CV, your favourite shipping-related anecdote, and a cover letter that proves you're one of us to:

Or just show up at the warehouse with a clipboard and an air of quiet authority. Either works.

Seniority Level:

  • Entry level

Employment Type:

  • Full-time

Job Function:

  • Management and Manufacturing

Industries:

  • Food and Beverage Services

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Are you a paperwork wizard? A freight whisperer? A human Swiss Army knife with a passport full of stamps and a soul that sings at the words "Certificate of Origin"? Then read on - you may have just found your spiritual home. We're looking for a rare breed: a happy-go-lucky logistics obsessive with a taste for red tape, international puzzles, and the arcane joy of customs clearance. If your idea of satisfaction is getting four cases of our award-winning product to a dodgy suburb of Dar es Salaam by Tuesday (with a smile on your face and not a single duty unpaid), we need to talk. About Us:
  • We're on a mission to make non-alcoholic spirits globally accessible - no glass too far, no border too complex.
  • Our product travels to 27 countries and counting - from Alabama to Abu Dhabi.
  • We believe logistics is an art form and treat it with the respect it deserves (and occasionally some black magic).
  • Our company structure is flatter than a box of broken wine flutes. Your voice counts.
  • Your Mission (Should You Accept It):
  • Wrestle freight quotes into submission, cajole customs officers, and outwit import agents like a smiling assassin.
  • Master the sacred scrolls of compliance: BRC, SQF, Kosher, Halal, FDA, EORI, and at least three others we're still translating.
  • Maintain our flawless shipping record (OK, almost flawless).
  • Coordinate global shipments and make international trade look like domestic post.
  • Develop systems that let us grow fast without ever losing a bottle en route to Bolivia.
  • Who You Are:
  • A college leaver or grad with an unhealthy interest in logistics, international trade, or secret spreadsheets.
  • You laugh in the face of bureaucracy - then fill in the forms anyway.
  • You may have a background in compliance, shipping, logistics, or just a natural flair for admin wizardry.
  • You take pride in doing things right and fast - ideally both.
  • You speak fluent freight-forwarder and are learning dialects of bonded warehouse.
  • Why You'll Love It Here:
  • You'll be part of something big - and we mean container-load big.
  • Every day is a chance to outwit inefficiency and feel deeply smug about it.
  • You'll join a genuinely good-humoured, fast-growing company with room for you to shape your own path.
  • No two shipments are the same. And neither are we.
Posted 2026-08-31

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